FUNNY FOOD QUOTES

FUNNY FOOD QUOTES
1. “I can’t cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.”
*Carol Siskind
2. “Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.”
* Sophia Loren
3. “I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
*Erma Bombeck
4. “My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”
*Unknown
5. “Watermelon — it’s a good fruit. You eat, you drink, and you wash your face.”
*Enrico Caruso
6. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
*Lucille Ball
7. “I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.”
* Totie Fields Calendar
8. “Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”
*Mark Twain
9. “Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tells you how to avoid eating it.”
* Andy Rooney
10. We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
*Alfred E. Newman
11. We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. “
*Jeff Mander

12. “People who love to eat are always the best people.”
*Julia Child

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